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What A Difference a (fake) Tan Makes…

Excuse the rather stiff pose here; it’s difficult trying to breathe in as well as hold every muscle in your body as tautly as possible. This is the kind of position I have to adopt every time I go into the agency for lingerie polaroids and, if I’m actually doing a lingerie job, I have to spend the entire eight or nine hours holding everything in! Quite a workout in itself!

Anyway, the point of this post is twofold: one, this is my body three days (ish) after I began my Emergency Body Overhaul (see HERE). I went to the gym, I tried to stop eating bad food (failed on two counts, 1) homemade burger Saturday eve, 2) Sunday Roast on..er…Sunday) I applied Sisley’s anti-cellulite cream from bust to knees twice daily, I body brushed, I fretted, I prayed. I drank (and this is no joke) fifteen cups of Dr Stuart’s Slim Plus tea. But do you know what I think made the most difference? Probably the thing that made any difference, in reality? A spray tan!

I went for a Sienna X spray tan in Harrods’ Urban Retreat and it was the quickest, easiest and most convenient ‘body altering’ treatment I have ever had! I haven’t had a spray tan since 2003 so I was quite interested to see whether or not techniques had improved – they seem to have, vastly. I stood in a little white room and took off my clothes, stood in a tent and got sprayed with a spray gun for a few minutes, and that was it! No effort required. My tan developed overnight and in the morning I instantly looked leaner and more toned. The tan was even and streak-free and I am more than impressed!

A few weird things – or maybe they’re not weird, I have no idea being a non-fake-tanner! 1) Why do I need barrier cream on my feet? I want tanned feet! They tan just the same as the rest of me! It looks very slightly odd that they are much paler than the rest of me. 2) Is it normal to wear paper pants? Because for me, it kind of defies the point of having a fake tan – I want to be tanned all over, not have a white triangle on my arse! 3) How do you know how far to pull the shower cap down? I wanted to cover my hairline, but now I have a bloody tan line next to my hairline! Ha!

But weird things aside, my tan looks very natural don’t you think? I felt a lot more confident doing my polaroids than I would have been had I not have had a bit of a sexy colour going on. It’s almost identical to the colour that I actually tan in reality except I’ve achieved it in three minutes without having to apply SPF and get sand stuck all over my body! Result.

The Sienna X tan costs £50 from Urban Retreat – they also do home tanning products and I’m going to be trying out my new gradual tanner to see how that looks. I’m going to be a tan-oholic at this rate! What an easy (and painless) way to look that bit more svelte!

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  1. Delicious! A wonderful toffee colour! Nom nom!
    Not that orange-y stuff I think of when someone say spray tan! Impressive!
    You look great! :)

  2. Never mind the body, your face looks lovely in that photo! very natural and young looking x

  3. You look gorgeous! The tan is really natural and it’s like you’ve been to the beach, not to a sun-tanning cabin :)

  4. Such a beautiful colour. Let us know how long it lasts, Ruth xxx

  5. I think the barrier cream is more for the soles of your feet (and the bottom sides), as they soak up the color a lot faster, just like your knees and elbows tend to.
    As long as someone isn’t personally spray tanning you, I wouldn’t wear the paper pants.

  6. Looks great with a little tan. Too bad you didn’t bronze the abs on hehe ;)
    I can imagine the shoots… ‘suck it all in, nice & tight ok, now smile, relax & look natural’ while you wonder how to breathe.

  7. hey Ruth, when I spray tan now I just bring an old g-string with me that’s has really small sides and back so the lines are really thin and I just said in the beginning to the therapist “I hope it’s okay to wear my own, they’re old so I don’t mind getting tan on them” and it’s been fine ever since. I haven’t had to wear the ugly paper pants in years now as they leave terrible tan lines. Usually they make you wear the paper ones so they don’t get tan on your own underwear. You look fab btw!

  8. There’s nothing like a tan to inspire confidence!!

  9. WOW, that is one awesome spray tan. It definitely looks natural. Not a single sign that it’s a fake, such as the usual giveaway of pale hands. I’d say you got a good one! How long is it supposed to last?

  10. hi there – I manage a spa that spray tans, and we always offer a little black paper g-string for spray tan clients, but we do also let them know they are welcome not to wear anything if they chose…and yes, all dry skin areas (heels, knees, ankles, soles of feet) soak up tan far more than other areas and can go orange and streaky if not ‘barriered’ or sprayed very lightly. We have ‘sticky feet’ soles that protect the soles of your feet and spray other areas very very very lightly….

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