In Bruges: The Lowdown

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I went to Bruges last weekend – I meant to go before Christmas but it didn’t happen, so when Eurostar sent me a member offer in January I snapped it up! I got two return tickets to Brussels at £59 each and then promptly forgot about the whole thing. Fast-forward to March and there’s me, sat at my desk, wondering why the 15th of March seems like such an auspicious date. I didn’t figure it out until I saw Colin Farrell’s name pop up on Twitter and then it all clicked into place: IN BRUGES! I was going to Bruges! Not for the chocolate, the beer, the architecture, the cute cobbled streets; not for the belfry tower (although partly, read on, read on) and not for the horse-drawn carriages. No, dear friends, I was going to Bruges for one reason and one reason only: to relive the moments from the excellent film set in Bruges, aptly named In Bruges.

Have you seen it? I thoroughly enjoyed it. A little odd in parts, a little “tasty”, but it kept me entertained and on the edge of my seat both at the very same time. I thought that Colin Farrell was excellent, which makes a change for me. Anyway, if you haven’t’t seen it, you should know that the location (Bruges, keep up) plays a massive part in it. It just looks so charming, so twee – you can’t help but want to visit. And stay in a not-very-romantic little B&B and drink beer. Perhaps not get chased up the belltower by a sociopathic Ralph Fiennes (or perhaps that would be quite fun) but just to reenact a little bit of the action.

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Mr AMR and I didn’t do any reenacting at all, really. We did climb the belfry and stood at the top underneath the bells, but rather than get shot, we just got deafened because the bells began to ring. It was like having a giant smash frying pans over your ears. We also did a lot of walking . A lot. My legs are still aching. I would say this about Bruges: it is very lovely. It is semi-romantic if you like that kind of thing. It’s quiet in March but apparently ridiculously jammed before Christmas and in the summer season. We went at just the right time, I think, and here are my quick highlights (or not):

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1) The Hotel Pand. Came highly recommended but won’t, unfortunately, be by me. Our room was tiny – Mr AMR could almost touch the wall at the end of the bed with his feet, which hung over the mattress by about three inches. The bed was as hard as lying on the floor and the pillows were like resting your head on the Yellow Pages. The floor was tartan, the bedspread a clashing chintzy print, the bathroom was so small that if you were any larger than me (which Mr AMR is) you’d stub your toes and bang your head on things. It’s an old building so creaks and bangs and people slamming their doors is something of an issue: I like to be completely soundproofed. You get that in new hotels, mostly, so it is stupid to book an old one and expect it, but would it be too much to ask for at least a door that deadened the sound? It may as well have been a sheet of paper! Nice lobby though, and I can see why it gets good reviews in general – the location is superb, the lobby and downstairs areas (including a snug little bar – TINY) are all very stylishly presented. I paid £170 per night, though, and wish that I had read my own review first. Perhaps the larger rooms are better, I’m not sure.

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2) The Chocolate Line. Apparently the best chocolate shop in town and all of the delicious little morsels are made on site. I went a bit crazy with choosing wacky flavours and then felt a bit sick once I’d chomped through – I can only go for dark chocolate now as I’m scared about my Milk/Acne situation, so I was a bit bittered out by all of the cocoa. Minor hallucinations ensued.

the chocolate line

3) We ate at Den Gouden Harynck, a michelin starred restaurant, purely by accident. We had only popped out for steak frites, but it was in my Lonely Planet Guide and sounded nice, so we hunted it down. Wearing parkas, jeans and walking boots. I know. Anyway, as it turned out, the pristine, impeccably-serviced, massive wine-list-ed restaurant had a table left – their only cancellation. People book months in advance to eat there. So in we were ushered, looking a little bit like astronauts who had just happened to land on a planet with living creatures and been invited in for tea. There wasn’t an a la carte option that night, it was tasting menu only, but it was a fine tasting menu. Four courses, but actually six. We started with a beautiful oyster each, except that I’m mildly intolerant to oysters so Mr AMR had two. Then a seared scallop dish with some kind of smoked tuna and loads of different foams and flourishes and whatnot – incredible. Two huge spears of asparagus were almost a meal in themselves; they were served with creamy burrata and slithers of orange and lots of other delectable things flecked and flicked across the plate. Next, lamb done about seventy ways. It was almost like a biology class. TWO desserts, though one of them probably has a posher name. Macaroons, chocolates, tiny little petit fours were served with a beautiful lemony cream… I thought excellent value at €75 per head, though with the current exchange rate, which is diabolical, it’s definitely a “treat” night. One to plan into the trip, though, I think – it takes a little finding at night, it’s very unexpectedly in a quiet back street, but when you emerge into the darkness, satisfied and slightly tipsy, it’s as though you’ve stepped back in time. To book, see their website here

bruges by night

4) The Belfry. This bell tower has a lot of stairs. The only thing that got me up them was imagining Ralph Fiennes chasing me with a gun. In fact, it was just Mr AMR poking me with the umbrella. If you don’t like heights, have any kind of mobility problem, are wider than a lamp-post or suffer from claustrophobia then you may hate this experience. It gets very narrow towards the top and you have to stand on the edges of the tiny staircase to let people up and down, depending on your direction. I managed it fine as I switched my brain to “things one must endure” mode, (models can switch to this mode almost instantaneously) but there were a couple of people (drama queens) making a fuss. I blame reality TV – nobody would have put up with that kind of hysteria in the 17th Century, they’d have poked people down the stairs with the end of a bayonnet and then thrown a bucket of human waste after them.

where to go in bruges

5) Walking about – see the windmills, the beautiful churches, the many many chocolate, tapestry and lace shops. Stop for a beer (which I don’t like, but Rosé by the glass substitutes nicely) and some fries or perhaps a waffle with chocolate sauce. (I didn’t find anywhere making waffles from scratch – they were all pre-made, which isn’t half as nice as freshly made. If anyone can add a fresh waffle address in the comments then please do.) It’s pretty easy to find your way about – Bruges is tiny. We were advised to get a taxi to the station when we left, as it was all the way across town, but it took us twelve minutes to walk it. So, grab a map, make like a Girl Guide and lace up those walking boots!

Advice: when you book your Eurostar, book a ticket that is valid for the whole way to Bruges. Ours stopped at Brussels, where you change from Eurostar to rail. You couldn’t buy the onward ticket from the machines unless you had a special card and then the queues to buy tickets from a human were insane. We missed two trains and ended up getting into Bruges at about 8.30pm. So, plan ahead!

In summary; an excellent little trip. I reckon you could “do” Bruges in a day and a night, we stayed for two. If you were with friends, a weekend tasting beers and gadding about would be perfect – as a relatively youthful couple, you might find yourself going a little stir-crazy by the third day!

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  1. KikiS
    March 23, 2013 / 9:09 am

    hi Ruth, moved to Belgium almost a year ago, live in Brussels (wish I could have had coffee/tea with you during your stop and warned you about the trip logistics; these things are very, erm, “colourful” here … you have to be prepared – but it seems you handled it quite well (a positive attitude helps :wink: ), many people get angry, frustrated, shocked, etc.; I am slowly (still) getting used to it).
    have been to Bruges once only but loved it and have to go again. thanks for the lovely review, quite useful info, and very funny, as always :)
    glad you enjoyed it and it is indeed a great little place to visit (even more than once). the first time I went I missed the boat ride, apparently it’s a must-do, so is on the list for next time. you did not go either? then you should go back :)

  2. KikiS
    March 23, 2013 / 9:18 am

    oh yes, and visit chocolate, frites and diamond museums (musea? :)) we missed the frites’ as there was no time, we only stayed for a day. I loved the diamonds one, it was nothing I imagined (not too much to see really) but the guide was a very impressive young lad speaking five languages (almost) at the same time, extremely entertaining, and with the ticket you get a teeeeeny diamond (ok, a piece of diamond dust but it is the closest to diamonds I can afford at the moment :)) which I found fun.
    hope you are enjoying your hush trip :)

  3. Jeni
    March 23, 2013 / 9:39 am

    Hi Ruth, thanks so much for this, my boyfriend and I are going to Belgium in about a month, we are staying in Ghent but visiting Bruges for the day so I’ll definitely look up some of your recommendations xxx

  4. CharlieWarlie
    March 23, 2013 / 9:44 am

    I went to Bruges last July, I LOVED it (and the film), but I’m slightly biased as I got engaged to my lovely fiancé there. We stayed in the Flanders Hotel and we were really happy with it. I think we picked the next tier up from their standard rooms but we got a great deal on lastminute anyway so it wasn’t expensive. I highly recommend the Olive Tree on Wollestraat if anyone likes Greek food, the food and the waiters were absolutely lovely. Can’t say we found anywhere doing fresh waffles either, but if you find somewhere where the turnover is high enough they’ll be fresh-ish. The one thing I don’t recommend is the Chocolate museum, save your money for Cadbury World in Brum!

  5. Ziloa
    March 23, 2013 / 10:07 am


    I’ve read your blog for a while, but never mentioned that I was belgian I think :)
    Bruges is very lovely, I went there a couple of times.
    I would say that lots of the chocolate shops are for tourist… If you want super good chocolate from Belgium, I would suggest you Pierre Marcolini because he does a lot of dark cholocates and you seem to love it. In my opinion, he is the best (but my boyfriend prefers Nehaus).
    For the train ticket, there is an option to buy them online on the website. If you recommand this destination to younger people (under 26), there is the “Go-Pass” ticket that is cheaper.
    I hope you visited some art museum, there are truly amazing paintings in this city!

    • KikiS
      March 24, 2013 / 8:56 am

      pierre is THE best, agreed! :) although neuhaus is also quite fine :)

  6. Ziloa
    March 23, 2013 / 10:10 am

    I forgot to mention that there are lots and lots of different beers in Belgium! You should try the “Triple Karmeliet” (très légère) or the “Pecheresse” (it’s peach flavour, almost like cider, for a long time this was the only beer I could drink, all the others were too strong).

  7. MiguelSlabbinck
    March 23, 2013 / 11:09 am

    Yeah!!!! I Live in Bruges too bad i didn’t meet you :(

  8. marina
    March 23, 2013 / 11:51 am

    I live in Brussels, but been to Bruges several times, lovely city and very charming! Your post made me want to visit it again :)

  9. Emma Computergirl
    March 23, 2013 / 4:16 pm

    Looks fab- I’ve always wanted to visit! Thanks for the tips :) xx

  10. Julia
    March 24, 2013 / 12:15 am

    jealous. so pretty. enjoyed that movie but my husband fell asleep (as usual, no fault to the film). glad to hear you had a good little trip out of it.

  11. Jen
    March 24, 2013 / 12:24 pm

    Colin Farrell. Mmmmmmmm.

    And your review of Bruges is quite nice too ;D

  12. March 24, 2013 / 2:38 pm

    My sister in law lives in Bruges, it’s a nice little pittoresk town but I prefer Antwerp

  13. Anne
    March 24, 2013 / 6:02 pm

    Bruges is loverlee. Been there twice and still not been up that damned tower. 1st time was Christmas market time so too drunk. Second time was nearly 11 monthys pregnant so couldn’t fit. I believe the Eurostar tickets are valid to any station in Belgium as long as you arrive at your destination within 24 hours of getting to Brusses – worht bearing in mind for future trips.

  14. Selvi
    March 25, 2013 / 2:20 pm

    Really enjoyed reading your review because I love that movie tooooooo and have wanted to travel to Bruges ever since! Hopefully soon! And I am climbing up that belfry no matter what! :)

  15. dotty8
    March 26, 2013 / 5:15 pm

    Your Bruges review is hilarious, I love it. I went at New Year and yes, it was packed. Great restaurants though and all so quiet (unlike your hotel).

  16. Simone Gr
    April 2, 2013 / 4:15 am

    Oh no, Ruth, that’s not any old clashing, chintzy print, that’s a classic toile de jouy! I agree, it has been done better!

  17. LB
    April 23, 2013 / 9:38 am

    Did you happen to see Michelangelo’s sculpture of the Madonna and child in the Church of Our Lady? Really interesting history there. The Begijnhof is also really cool. Glad to hear you enjoyed yourselves though!

  18. Aimee Vincent
    June 14, 2013 / 6:11 pm

    I love your pictures they were so cool, i love the old building they look so interesting, i would love to visit there.

  19. Kas
    February 23, 2014 / 10:02 am

    Lovely write up

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