Chanel AW17 Makeup Collection Review: Travel Diary

Imagine how fast my heart was beating when I received this press pack from Chanel – I honestly thought that I had been sent a special travel diary, complete with cute little double-c sticky page markers and lovely postcard inserts. After my eye-rolling over The Happiness Planner, with its vom-inducing inspirational quotes, I couldn’t have been…

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Rose Stem Cell Mask: My Face Jelly Fetish

Applying the Rose Stem Cell Bio-Repair Gel Mask from Peter Thomas Roth is like having my face smothered in glorious, gelatinous Turkish Delight. There are few things I can think of, at this particular moment, that would be as high up on the sexiness scale as face-planting a giant, floppy slab of Turkish Delight. Somewhat…

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Beauty Favourites: August 2017

I’m still keeping myself amused with the bobbly-shafted Wonderball waver from Lee Stafford. Not in the biblical sense – let’s keep things clean! – but it has been presenting me with plenty of opportunity for a bit of immature banter. “Have you felt my cool-touch knob?”, “have you seen my ribbed rod?” etc. All joking…

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Sunday Tittle Tattle: What Have I Become?

I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching recently. Things have been hectic and somewhat stressful in the AMR household and I have been forced to meditate upon profound personal questions. (See photograph above for a visual indication of what I look like when I ask myself profound personal questions.) Who am I? What am I?…

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