‘Good God!’ you’re all thinking, ‘are they mad? Do they know how much this girl can waffle on? Ramble wildly off-point for hours? Meander into forests of irrelevant nonsense? Spout entirely inappropriate clap-trap?’
In short, NO. They have no idea – but it’s all part of my exciting campaign that I’m involved in up in the Midlands, and so for a few delicious minutes, you’ll be able to hear my voice emanating from your wireless at 9.30am on the 4th August. The station? BBC WM. The frequency? 95.6 FM. Enjoy.