Sh*tfit of the Day: Fissler Pans at Tesco

Sh*tfit of the Day: Fissler Pans at Tesco

Dear Tesco, please stop encouraging me to buy things that I really don’t need! I have fallen prey to your voucher system more …
Sh*tfit of the Day: Only God Forgives

Sh*tfit of the Day: Only God Forgives

This week I watched the oddest film. Now, don’t get me wrong – I’d say that I’m moderately well-versed with my films. …
Sh*tfit of the Day: Toilets with Faraway Doors

Sh*tfit of the Day: Toilets with Faraway Doors

Just in case you haven’t had the misfortune of using a toilet with a faraway door, and have absolutely no clue what I’…
Sh*tfit of the Day: Crap Delivery Services

Sh*tfit of the Day: Crap Delivery Services

I’m getting seriously, seriously disgruntled with some of the parcel delivery services in the UK at the moment. I’m not talking about …
Sh*tfit of the Day: The Christmas Eve Shop

Sh*tfit of the Day: The Christmas Eve Shop

Who does their shopping on Christmas Eve? I’ll tell you who. Mr AMR. Me. Both of us, dashing in and out of the …
Sh*tfit of the Day: “Sleeps Until Christmas”

Sh*tfit of the Day: “Sleeps Until Christmas”

What is this “sleeps” business? When did we, as adults, start saying “sleeps” instead of “days”? I can’t bear it! I’m banning …
Sh*tfit of the Day: Popcorn

Sh*tfit of the Day: Popcorn

OK, I know this is going to divide people, opinion-wise, but why in God’s name would cinemas choose POPCORN as the snack to …
Sh*tfit of the Day: Foot Files

Sh*tfit of the Day: Foot Files

Sh*tfit of the day is a bit like the commonly seen “Outfit of the Day”, except that it’s not about outfits and …