Yes, we are still pootling along with this feature. I’m not out of ideas just yet! And today’s celebrity with hair like my dog is quite a good one, I think: Jane Fonda. God love her. In her seventies and her hair still looks perfectly coiffed! A little too coiffed, perhaps, to be a true Dexter Hair-Do – his has that tousled, “just out of bed” kind of look – but the layering’s all there.
I did consider doing a little photsoshoot with Dexter in order to make him look a little more like Jane Fonda, but I decided that it would undermine the casual and (let’s face it) completely ridiculous nature of this post. Also, I couldn’t seem to find a Jane Fonda-esque leotard that was the right size or that had the correct configuration of arm/leg/head/tail openings. I looked for ages, to no avail. I suppose I’m not surprised though – I mean, who an EARTH in their right mind would ever manufacture a leotard for a dog?
Oh, I dunno – maybe the same people who manufacture outfits that make dogs look like tortoises?
Or dinosaurs? Haha! RRRAAAHHHHHH!